INT. LIVING ROOM-DAY
A group of four 20-somethings (two boys, two girls) are gathered around a coffee table. They are a perfect array of multiculturalism--one character is white, one is black, one is Asian, and one is Hispanic... because "Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II" is fun for everyone. The scene opens with everyone looking a little bored, sprawled out on the couch/ comfy chair and floor facing the TV. The end of the "Hey Arnold" theme song plays. Boy 1 picks up the remote and flicks off the TV.
Man, I miss the ’90s.
You’re tellin’ me!
I had so many cool games growing
up. I feel bad for kids now--they
have nothing on us!
Toys now just aren’t as cool.
I don’t know about that-- remember Bop-It?
Yeah? Of course! Mhm, etc.
Here at Hasbro INC., we never
stopped coming out with new
Bop-Its. Check it out--!
A Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II appears magically on the coffee table. Everyone oohs/ ahhs/ coos in excitement.
Wow! Let’s play!
Boy 1 picks up the new Bop-It and starts to play. The iconic Bop-It music sounds and the group follows the toy’s directions.
Bop it!... Twist it!...Pull it!...
Bop it!... Pass it!
Boy 1 passes the toy to Girl 1.
Aww, it’s just like I remembered it!
Bop it!... Pull it!... Flick it!...Lick it!
Bop-It makes the iconic noise that it always used to play when one lost the game.
Girl 1 passes him the toy. The music starts again.
Flick it!... Bop it!...Suck it!
BOY 2 What?
The Bop-It makes the same "Game Over" noise.
Did it just say, "suck it?"
Yes! In the new Bop-It Ultra-Mega
Extreme II, there are over 25 new commands to
ensure hours and hours of fun!
The group looks around at each other, confused. We get a closer view of the new Bop-It model with all of its various parts. Turned now towards the camera, we see a somewhat phallic new piece that was not on the old models.
See that new attachment? Bop-It
has a new sensor for all kinds
of commands. Give it a go!
Boy 1 shrugs as everyone else brushes it off.
Man, I used to love this game!
And now you still can! Literally!
Girl 2 now has the Bop-It and the music begins again.
Bop it!...Twist it!...
Flick it!...Suck it!
Girl 2 puts the new piece to her mouth. The camera cuts to close ups of the other players looking excitedly on.
Bop it!... Suck it!...
Suck it!...Suck it!
Everyone’s facial expressions slowly start to reveal discomfort.
Harder!...Keep sucking it!...
Tug it!... Bop it!
Cut to a still of the new Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II on a white background.
Look for the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme
II today in a store near you! Or check out
the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II Plus.
Cut to a different group of slightly older 20-somethings, gathered around a similar living room space. They are playing with a version of the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II with a fleshlight attachment and all laughing theatrically.
Pull it!... Pass it!... F*ck it!
Briefly cut back to the original group of kids, now all looking at the camera, horrified.
Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II and
Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II Plus, the
Bop-It that loves you back.
Ages 18 and up. Batteries not included.