Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II

INT. LIVING ROOM-DAY
A group of four 20-somethings (two boys, two girls) are gathered around a coffee table. They are a perfect array of multiculturalism--one character is white, one is black, one is Asian, and one is Hispanic... because "Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II" is fun for everyone. The scene opens with everyone looking a little bored, sprawled out on the couch/ comfy chair and floor facing the TV. The end of the "Hey Arnold" theme song plays. Boy 1 picks up the remote and flicks off the TV. 
BOY 1
Man, I miss the ’90s.
GIRL 1
You’re tellin’ me!
BOY 2
I had so many cool games growing
up. I feel bad for kids now--they
have nothing on us!
GIRL 2
Toys now just aren’t as cool.
V.O.
 (chuckling)
I don’t know about that-- remember Bop-It? 
EVERYONE
Yeah? Of course! Mhm, etc.
V.O.
Here at Hasbro INC., we never 
stopped coming out with new 
Bop-Its. Check it out--! 

A Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II appears magically on the coffee table. Everyone oohs/ ahhs/ coos in excitement. 
BOY 1
Wow! Let’s play!

Boy 1 picks up the new Bop-It and starts to play. The iconic Bop-It music sounds and the group follows the toy’s directions. 
BOP-IT
Bop it!... Twist it!...Pull it!...
Bop it!... Pass it!

Boy 1 passes the toy to Girl 1. 
GIRL 1
Aww, it’s just like I remembered it! 
BOP-IT
Bop it!... Pull it!... Flick it!...Lick it! 

GIRL 1 
Huh?
Bop-It makes the iconic noise that it always used to play when one lost the game. 
BOP-IT 
D’awwwww!

BOY 2
My turn!
Girl 1 passes him the toy. The music starts again.
BOP-IT
Flick it!... Bop it!...Suck it!

BOY 2 What?
The Bop-It makes the same "Game Over" noise. 

BOP-IT 
D’awwwww! 

BOY 1
Did it just say, "suck it?"

V.O.
Yes! In the new Bop-It Ultra-Mega 
Extreme II, there are over 25 new commands to 
ensure hours and hours of fun! 

The group looks around at each other, confused. We get a closer view of the new Bop-It model with all of its various parts. Turned now towards the camera, we see a somewhat phallic new piece that was not on the old models. 
V.O. (cont’d)
See that new attachment? Bop-It 
Ultra-Mega-Extreme II 
has a new sensor for all kinds 
of commands. Give it a go! 
Boy 1 shrugs as everyone else brushes it off.
GIRL 2
Man, I used to love this game! 
V.O.
And now you still can! Literally!
Girl 2 now has the Bop-It and the music begins again. 
BOP-IT
Bop it!...Twist it!... 
Flick it!...Suck it! 
Girl 2 puts the new piece to her mouth. The camera cuts to close ups of the other players looking excitedly on.
BOP-IT (cont’d)
Bop it!... Suck it!... 
Suck it!...Suck it! 
Everyone’s facial expressions slowly start to reveal discomfort.
BOP-IT CONT’D
Harder!...Keep sucking it!... 
Tug it!... Bop it!
Cut to a still of the new Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II on a white background. 
V.O.
Look for the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme 
II today in a store near you! Or check out 
the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II Plus.
 
Cut to a different group of slightly older 20-somethings, gathered around a similar living room space. They are playing with a version of the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II with a fleshlight attachment and all laughing theatrically. 
BOP-IT
Pull it!... Pass it!... F*ck it!
Briefly cut back to the original group of kids, now all looking at the camera, horrified.
V.O.
Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II and 
Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II Plus, the 
Bop-It that loves you back. 
Ages 18 and up. Batteries not included.