INT. LIVING ROOM-DAY
A group of four 20-somethings (two boys, two girls) are gathered around a coffee table. They are a perfect array of multiculturalism--one character is white, one is black, one is Asian, and one is Hispanic... because "Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II" is fun for everyone. The scene opens with everyone looking a little bored, sprawled out on the couch/ comfy chair and floor facing the TV. The end of the "Hey Arnold" theme song plays. Boy 1 picks up the remote and flicks off the TV.
BOY 1 Man, I miss the ’90s.
GIRL 1 You’re tellin’ me!
BOY 2 I had so many cool games growing up. I feel bad for kids now--they have nothing on us!
GIRL 2 Toys now just aren’t as cool.
V.O. (chuckling) I don’t know about that-- remember Bop-It?
EVERYONE Yeah? Of course! Mhm, etc.
V.O. Here at Hasbro INC., we never stopped coming out with new Bop-Its. Check it out--!
A Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II appears magically on the coffee table. Everyone oohs/ ahhs/ coos in excitement.
BOY 1 Wow! Let’s play! Boy 1 picks up the new Bop-It and starts to play. The iconic Bop-It music sounds and the group follows the toy’s directions.
BOP-IT Bop it!... Twist it!...Pull it!... Bop it!... Pass it!
Boy 1 passes the toy to Girl 1.
GIRL 1 Aww, it’s just like I remembered it!
BOP-IT Bop it!... Pull it!... Flick it!...Lick it! GIRL 1 Huh?
Bop-It makes the iconic noise that it always used to play when one lost the game.
BOP-IT D’awwwww! BOY 2 My turn!
Girl 1 passes him the toy. The music starts again.
BOP-IT Flick it!... Bop it!...Suck it! BOY 2 What?
The Bop-It makes the same "Game Over" noise.
BOP-IT D’awwwww! BOY 1 Did it just say, "suck it?" V.O. Yes! In the new Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II, there are over 25 new commands to ensure hours and hours of fun!
The group looks around at each other, confused. We get a closer view of the new Bop-It model with all of its various parts. Turned now towards the camera, we see a somewhat phallic new piece that was not on the old models.
V.O. (cont’d) See that new attachment? Bop-It Ultra-Mega-Extreme II has a new sensor for all kinds of commands. Give it a go!
Boy 1 shrugs as everyone else brushes it off.
GIRL 2 Man, I used to love this game!
V.O. And now you still can! Literally!
Girl 2 now has the Bop-It and the music begins again.
BOP-IT Bop it!...Twist it!... Flick it!...Suck it!
Girl 2 puts the new piece to her mouth. The camera cuts to close ups of the other players looking excitedly on.
BOP-IT (cont’d) Bop it!... Suck it!... Suck it!...Suck it!
Everyone’s facial expressions slowly start to reveal discomfort.
BOP-IT CONT’D Harder!...Keep sucking it!... Tug it!... Bop it!
Cut to a still of the new Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II on a white background.
V.O. Look for the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II today in a store near you! Or check out the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II Plus. Cut to a different group of slightly older 20-somethings, gathered around a similar living room space. They are playing with a version of the Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II with a fleshlight attachment and all laughing theatrically.
BOP-IT Pull it!... Pass it!... F*ck it!
Briefly cut back to the original group of kids, now all looking at the camera, horrified.
V.O. Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II and Bop-It Ultra-Mega Extreme II Plus, the Bop-It that loves you back. Ages 18 and up. Batteries not included.